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Dear Diary,
My name is Brian and I'm from Pennsylvania. My mother has always dressed me like a girl, but I've tried not to let that bother me too much. I've even managed to figure out how to use the internet! I'm going to go away now to paint my nails and catch up on some back issues of Tiger Beat. Don't let anyone find out my little secret!
News & Updates
|  | | | 2/29/2008 | | Found out a boy in my class has a crush on me! ^_^ | | | | 1/27/2008 | | My mom told me I'm not really their son. They actually found me in a Walmart parking lot back in the 80s. | | | | 1/20/2008 | | Got fired from McDonald's today. | | | | 12/30/2007 | | I got a new job at McDonald's! I'm in charge of making the apple pies. My mom says that someday, I might get to work the cash register if I learn to stop picking my nose... except the manager says that they don't let the uggos talk to customers. I don't think my pink dresses are ugly at all. | | |
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